May 2013
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Adam fell asleep with his hand on my butt
I’m so tired but all I can do is update social networks on my phone why can’t I sleep WHY
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general psa:
jcatgrl:
freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
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nicevagina:
skinny girl takes photo in underwear = slut
fat girl takes photo in underwear = inspiration to women
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geometricdeathtrap:
metallikato:
generallegendary:
metallikato:
jewelstaites:
how to give a good handjob
bop it
pull it
twist it
harder
better
faster
stronger
You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about!
Cha cha real smooth
none of you ever touch a penis
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
a-voice-stentorian:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
the-adequate-gatsby:
My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her.
I just snorted
everything is so different than it was four years ago
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zackvera21:
doctorinapolicebox:
youdtearthiscanvasskinapart:
It was not your ship but mine.
And it was your OTP on the line.
The writers fucked it up this time
Didnt they my dear
Didnt they my-
i just spit everywhere because of that gif
thank.
