Adam fell asleep with his hand on my butt
I’m so tired but all I can do is update social networks on my phone why can’t I sleep WHY
jcatgrl: freedom of speech means that the government is not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up. it doesn’t mean that i am not allowed to tell you to shut the fuck up.
nicevagina: skinny girl takes photo in underwear = slut fat girl takes photo in underwear = inspiration to women
geometricdeathtrap: metallikato: generallegendary: metallikato: jewelstaites: how to give a good handjob bop it pull it twist it harder better faster stronger You pull your left hand in You pull your left hand out You pull your left hand in And you shake it all about! Cha cha real smooth none of you ever touch a penis
gothlolita: im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
a-voice-stentorian: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: the-adequate-gatsby: My sister keeps asking me if I want to go see The Great Cosby with her and I don’t have it in my heart to correct her. I just snorted
everything is so different than it was four years ago
zackvera21: doctorinapolicebox: youdtearthiscanvasskinapart: It was not your ship but mine. And it was your OTP on the line. The writers fucked it up this time Didnt they my dear Didnt they my- i just spit everywhere because of that gif thank.