the name's melanie and i'm a bullshit artist.
adam is my husband and together we're hilarious.
favorite songs
my face
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(if you want to plan ACNL with me let me know :3)
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"We live in a world where losing your phone is more dramatic than losing your virginity"

Um ok but I don’t recall my virginity having 16 GB of memory with all my contacts, music, photos, calendars, and apps or costing over $200.

my phone is an expensive and important material object and not a useless social construct put in place to shame and commodify women

Plus I remember where I lost my virginity.

I’m dead