Humility. Thank you.
I may not be religious but I really appreciate all the things this new pope has done. It’s actually really refreshing to see someone in a position of religious power do what he has done.
z1c:
being 20+ on tumblr
This is the most accurate depiction I have witnessed of anything ever.
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Fresh ink! I am the octopus queen! 🐙 #me #tattoo #ink #octopus
stud
this will be my hair again soon probz
so a customer at work today asked me about our membership system and i go “would you like to be in the system?” and he responds with “oh yeah, i’d love to be in YOUR system” and i just was like oh jesus christ and he goes “yeah i’m sorry that was really bad” and i said “yeah that was probably the worst line i’ve ever gotten”
his first name was dick
his order number was 69
why
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Friday Friday Friday! I’m psyched out of my fuckin mind :D
—Adam fell asleep with his hand on my butt
Melanie - 19Butt enthusiastProfessional SnugglerDrag Queen ObsessedMarried to a BuffaceHail Satan 666
