areallybigbagofcunts:

Humility. Thank you.

I may not be religious but I really appreciate all the things this new pope has done. It’s actually really refreshing to see someone in a position of religious power do what he has done.

areallybigbagofcunts:

Humility. Thank you.

I may not be religious but I really appreciate all the things this new pope has done. It’s actually really refreshing to see someone in a position of religious power do what he has done.

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everyone loves a good running gagΒ 

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thempress:

z1c:

being 20+ on tumblr

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This is the most accurate depiction I have witnessed of anything ever.

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Fresh ink! I am the octopus queen! πŸ™ #me #tattoo #ink #octopus

Fresh ink! I am the octopus queen! πŸ™ #me #tattoo #ink #octopus

stud 

studΒ 

this will be my hair again soon probz

this will be my hair again soon probz

so a customer at work today asked me about our membership system and i go “would you like to be in the system?” and he responds with “oh yeah, i’d love to be in YOUR system” and i just was like oh jesus christ and he goes “yeah i’m sorry that was really bad” and i said “yeah that was probably the worst line i’ve ever gotten”

his first name was dick

his order number was 69

why

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roguesquirrel:

has this been done yet or

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attackoftheelevatorbadgers:

OMG.

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Friday Friday Friday! I’m psyched out of my fuckin mind :D

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Adam fell asleep with his hand on my butt

Melanie - 19
Butt enthusiast
Professional Snuggler
Drag Queen Obsessed
Married to a Bufface
Hail Satan 666